There’s now a Christian nightclub with no secular music or alcohol… and it absolutely POPS off

Lauren Windle thought she had put her clubbing days well and truly behind her, but she would consider a glorious return for Atlanta’s Christian nightclub ARK.

I am writing this on a flight back to London from Sodom and Gomorrah Ibiza. I flew out for a friend’s 30^thbirthday (extravagant, I know but if it’s good enough for a hen do, it’s good enough for a bday).

It wasn’t my first visit to the Brit-infested Balearic party island. Exactly ten years ago – in my years BC – I flew out and hit every club that would grant my drunken, gurning form access. I had “fun” the kind of fun that you can’t remember but through the haze of your come-down, you’re convinced was worth the small fortune you spent on it.